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The Official Nazareth, North Dakota Quiz
Think you read the novel Nazareth, North Dakota? Think again hombre! Here's a quiz that's sure to stump even the most religious of readers! (Heck, Jesus himself took it last week and only got a seven.) And if you haven't picked up your copy of Naz yet, what are you waiting for?
Answers below! Good luck!
(1) The name of the breakfast cafe in Nazareth is called:
(a) The Blue Hen
(b) The Red Rooster
(c) The Pink Flamingo
(d) The Chartreuse Micro-bus
(2) Anton Rodriguez's nickname at school is:
(a) Grape Ape
(b) Jabberjaw
(c) Hungry Hungry Hippo
(d) Magilla Gorilla
(3) The river that runs through Galilee County is named:
(a) Little Casino
(b) Big Jake
(c) Big Smokey
(d) Little Missouri
(4) In North Dakota, the Devil's ride of choice to cross the Badlands is always:
(a) a Harley fatboy
(b) an elephant
(c) a Ford Bronco
(d) a pale horse
(5) Daylene manages to walk away from a fight with her limbs intact but what food item stuck to her curly hair?
(a) Cap'n Crunch
(b) cupcake
(c) licorice
(d) lamp chops
(6) What is the theme for Roxy and Dill's room at the Motel de Love on that fateful January night?
(a) From Here to Eternity
(b) Beach Blanket Bingo
(c) Phantom of the Opera
(d) KISS Alive!
(7) Severo Rodriguez (aka the Old Bear) grew up in what southwestern American city?
(a) Albuquerque
(b) Truth or Consequences
(c) San Antonio
(d) Fort Smith
(8) Roxy's brother Eggs gets put in jail for doing what?
(a) pulling a gun at the SuperValu
(b) telling off Severo to his face
(c) stealing a van
(d) making moonshine
(9) Ole Simonson is older than which of these important dates in American history?
(a) Treaty of Versailles
(b) President McKinley assassination
(c) Gunfight at the OK Corral
(d) all the above
(10) Dill and Laz both spend time at which notorious North Dakota penitentiary?
(a) White Angel
(b) Fort Dickey
(c) James River
(d) Buffalo Butte
Answers: 1-b, 2-c, 3-d, 4-a, 5-b, 6-a, 7-c, 8-a, 9-d, 10-c.
10 You are that rare thing: a true Nodaker!
8-9 You've done a solo hike in the Badlands
5-7 You know your way up and down I-94
3-4 You were assigned this for your literature class but didn't get past the first chapter
1-2 You were assigned this for your literature class but didn't buy the book
0 It's called Nazareth, North Dakota. It's a book. You can find it everywhere!
